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By Josh Kraus

Is that this Acid In My Applesauce? is a twisted story for grownups a few little boy who feeds his head with greater than simply junk food.

Illustrated through Daryl Alexsy

Five-year-old Theo prepares for an epic conflict with a drooling monster within the basement. mum and dad freak out after figuring out their son chowed down on a tab of LSD he nabbed from dad's pockets. whereas Theo is blasted right into a strange new truth of evil cupcake factories and monster wrestle education, his bickering mom and dad are too busy arguing to manage their more and more deranged baby.

As the day maintains, marriages are established, heroes are born, and trampolines are jumped on. So buckle-up humans, simply because your pants are falling down and that i can see your butt. There's a tattoo on that butt. It says event. Let's cross on one.

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It’s those awful video gripped the stabby thing he had found in the corner and games. ” plunged it into the creature’s neck. “It’s done,” a voice said. They all turned to see Theo standing by the stairs wearing Granddad’s fake green beret and a strip of Grandma’s fur coat hanging around his neck like a carcass. “You’re all safe now thanks to me and my super awesome monster fighting skills,” Theo declared. “You should have seen me down there! ” Curt’s parents looked from Theo to Curt and Deb as if they expected a reasonable explanation.

You’re all safe now thanks to me and my super awesome monster fighting skills,” Theo declared. “You should have seen me down there! ” Curt’s parents looked from Theo to Curt and Deb as if they expected a reasonable explanation. As Deb started stuffing cupcakes in Curt’s mouth to raise his blood sugar, she tried to think of an excuse. PTSD, oxygen allergies, K-Pop - anything woud be better than admitting the truth. Suddenly her phone vibrated. It was a text. IT WASN’T ACID. IT WASN’T ACID. D I C A T ’ IT WASN Deb turned to Curt’s parents.

He’ll think his grandparents are former children whose souls were devoured and are now walking husks of withered flesh. ” Curt’s voice cracked with indignation. “I may not know a lot about drugs Deb, I get it. I don’t have a cool job either and I’ve never been on a road trip and I don’t have a pony tail or a tattoo of a butterfly over my heart. But I think I understand what hallucinogenic properties means. And god knows what will happen if he finds that trampoline. ” “Curt, honey, look at our son.

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